Last night I had to stop at an acquaintance's office holiday party for a little while. I mostly kept to myself (I didn't really want to be there and I was tired). But there was a girl there... in an outfit... with a body... and these boots... Let's just say this: If I had been able to take a picture, she would have found herself the subject of a post on this blog. And I can assure you, there is no way that she went home alone last night. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
So, on that note:
